boyfriend: i know
girl: i love you
boyfriend: i love you too
after surgery she wakes up and only dad is there
girl: where is my boyfriend
dad: who do you think gave you the vagina
girl: what
I hate unfriendly girls.
The girls that glare when they see you, although they’ve never met you. The bitches that judge you, but don’t try to get to know you. I hate girls like that, they’re annoying and shallow. Grow the fuck up.
(Source: jethrothoughts)
Rudy Eugene, 31, the naked man also known as The Miami Zombie who viciously attacked a 65 year old homeless man on the MacArthur causeway in Miami Saturday. He was caught trying to eat off the other man’s face, police fired one shot into the man after ordering the Rudy to stop. Rudy only gave grunts and growls back. It took 11 more shots to kill Rudy. The victim, whose identity has not been released, is still listed in critical condition at Jackson Memorial Hospital, the Miami Herald reports. The shocking incident occurred near the off-ramp to Biscayne Boulevard on the causeway. Police believe LSD is behind this act of cannibalism.
Other “zombie” related incidents
5/16: McArthur High School HazMat situation: Students and Teachers Decontaminated after breaking out in rash.
5/19: No confirmation on chemical at For Lauderdale International Airport.
5/21: Police: Man bites woman in Westchester.5/23: I-285 re-opens after HazMat incident.
5/23: Man bites cousin’s nose off.5/24: Second Broward school reports mystery rash.
5/25: HazMat called after kids exposed to pesticide on bus: HazMat and EMS respond to Lake County, FL School.
5/25: Disoriented passenger subdued on flight in Miami.
5/26: Naked man allegedly eating victim’s face, shot and killed by Miami Police.
5/26: Florida Doctor spits blood at Highway Patrolmen after DUI arrest.
5/27: Georgia contractor bites Lowes emplyees, resists arrest.that shit cray.
Okay. First of all, you all need to get your facts straight.
I crossed out the ones that stories don’t match because all of them were bites and such based on violent attacks.
For example, one of the guys was charged with 2 terrorist attacks -_- Another threatened to kill a woman and cut her, and ended up biting her in spit of his violence. They are not relevant. Everything else however are connected! They’re all in Florida. Same rashes and mysterious unknown chemicals causing illness. Break outs of super strength, canibalism, and sudden changes of personality. All in Florida. I’m not saying it’s gonna be a zombie apocalypse- but if this is some kind of disease or bacteria causing this and spreads rapidly, it will probably be the closest thing to it. Without the whole “if you’re eaten you don’t die and become a zombie” thing. This is just a theory but whatever. So yeah~ Just clearing things up.
BRUH, Forever Reblog
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOL , shit i can’t dance like that ^.^
(Source: toocloseyoucomatose)
I like having serious talks with people.
Not only do you learn a lot about the other person but you let out a lot of things you’ve been keeping inside for a long time. I love that feeling you get when you finally get to tell someone about something you’ve kept in for so long. It’s just so relieving.
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